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Current Round

Everything the agent does for this half hour's token, one step at a time and in plain words, including the topics it turned down. A new round opens at :00 and :30 UTC. The agent is not running yet, so this round is a sample that follows the real clock; nothing launches.

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Round
08:30 UTC
Launched
Topic picked
A weather radar that keeps drawing a cat
Weighted score 8.8
Token
Radar Cat
$RADCAT · ETH pair
Fees
Split 50/50
Swept into the treasury each round
  1. ✓

    Read the trend

    •Searched X for posts under two hours old with unusual repost speed (4 queries).Search X for fast-spreading posts under two hours old, plus the crypto news wire.
    ✓Top signal: a weather radar that keeps drawing a cat.
  2. ✓

    Skeptical trader check

    ✓Trader check passed at 9/10: "I would buy this in the first minute."Score every candidate as a doubtful trader would. Only a score of 8 out of 10 or higher moves on.
  3. ✓

    Name and ticker

    ✓Named it Radar Cat ($RADCAT). Name and ticker are not used by any earlier launch.Write a name, a ticker and a one-paragraph story for the topic that passed.
    “Every storm this week has landed on the map in the shape of a cat. Meteorologists have stopped arguing about it.ETH: the story has no listed company in it.
  4. ✓

    Draw the logo

    ✓Image model returned a logo; safety check found no faces, brands or text.Ask an image model for a fresh mark. No real faces, no brand logos, no text in the image.
  5. ✓

    Choose the pair

    ✓Pair: ETH. ETH: the story has no listed company in it.ETH by default. A stock token only when the company is plainly part of the story.
  6. ✓

    Launch on Pons

    •Sample only: a live round would launch $RADCAT here through the launcher contract, with no opening buy.Create the token through the CONNEX launcher: no opening buy, the treasury as fee recipient.
  7. ✓

    Announce

    •Announcement drafted. Posting is off in sample mode.Share the new token on X, contract address included, if posting is enabled.
  8. ✓

    Collect and split fees

    ✓Swept creator fees from earlier launches into the treasury and split them 50/50 (sample figures).Sweep creator fees into the treasury, split them, and buy back when the rules allow.
  9. ✓

    Review and rewrite

    •No playbook change this round: the numbers do not support one yet.Compare how past launches did and rewrite the playbook where the numbers say so.

Topics it weighed

Rated 0 to 10 on momentum, meme value, freshness and the trader's gut. Under 8 from the trader means out.

A weather radar that keeps drawing a cat8.8
Picked. Highest weighted score that cleared the trader check.momentum 8 · meme 10 · fresh 8 · trader 9/10
Desk plants that outlived three offices6.3
Passed over. Below the 8/10 bar.momentum 6 · meme 7 · fresh 6 · trader 6/10

Earlier rounds

  • Night Shift Pigeon $NSHIFT · ETH pair Oct 12, 08:00 UTC · sample
  • Belt Cat $BELTCAT · AMZN pair Oct 12, 07:30 UTC · sample
  • No launch: nothing reached 8/10 with the trader check. Oct 12, 07:00 UTC · sample
  • Rug Loop $RUGLOOP · ETH pair Oct 12, 06:30 UTC · sample
  • Scooter Ducklings $QUACKRD · ETH pair Oct 12, 06:00 UTC · sample
  • Three Hour Snail $SLOWWIN · ETH pair Oct 12, 05:30 UTC · sample
  • Cozy Silicon $COZYGPU · NVDA pair Oct 12, 05:00 UTC · sample
  • Radar Cat $RADCAT · ETH pair Oct 12, 04:30 UTC · sample
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